Huevos Rancheros

Huevos Rancheros | Sarcastic Cooking

Hey, guys, can’t take much time to type you some big long ramble today. You see, now that it is nice outside, my son has decided he would like to take up permanent residence outdoors. This plan of his keeps him very happy but leaves me with little time for cooking, cleaning, or blogging.

I am sorry about this inconvenience. [Read more…]

Chorizo and Smashed Avocado Breakfast Tostadas

Chorizo and Smashed Avocado Tostatdas with Crispy Fried Egg | Sarcastic Cooking

Do you guys believe in past lives? Reincarnation? That whole shebang? Kind of deep for a Tuesday morning, eh? Don’t worry. This isn’t some religious rant or introspective piece. I know this space is a light hearted food blog, duh!

I have given it a lot of thought, and if I get to choose what I come back as, I have decided I am coming back as a dad. Yep, throwing in in the towel as a mom and living the good dad life. Moms out there, don’t you agree? [Read more…]

Christmas Morning Casserole

Christmas Morning Casserole | Sarcastic Cooking

Every family has their Christmas morning traditions. When we were little, I was never able to sleep so I would lie awake most likely watching mass at the Vatican on PBS because we didn’t have cable and it was either that or infomercials. I would lie awake until my eyes couldn’t stay open for any longer. I am sure this probably annoyed the crap out of my parents, I mean Santa, because they had to wait until I was asleep to put out presents. [Read more…]

Meatless Monday: Cheesy Scrambled Egg and Pico de Gallo Avocado Toast

Cheesy Scrambled Egg and Pico de Gallo Avocado Toast | Sarcastic Cooking

When/if I have time for breakfast these days, I try and make it count. I am the type of person that would rather eat a huge breakfast, have a small lunch, and then fast forward to an average sized dinner. I am like Goldie Locks of three meals a day. I could probably just as easily skip lunch all together but I know that is not a path to a balanced life/diet.

I blame my dad for this annoying breakfast habit of mine. You knew it had to be somebody else’s fault and not my own!

On family vacations my Dad would always choose a hotel that included some kind of breakfast in the stay. With three ravenous kids that would eat him out of house and home if he let them, I do not blame him for this choice. [Read more…]

Pizza Carbonara

Pizza Carbonara | Sarcastic Cooking

A few weeks ago Mike and I decided to be risky parents. We decided to live it up in the middle of the week. Yes, we dragged our four month old child out for a late dinner right before his bed time ON A SCHOOL NIGHT! I know what you are thinking, “Man, Stef, you live dangerously!”

I know. I am a real wild child. [Read more…]

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