Meatless Monday: Mushroom Fried Rice

Meatless Monday - Mushroom Fried Rice | Sarcastic Cooking

Are you a fan of take-out? Are you such a big fan of take-out that you think you might be the only person on your block that has take-out deliveries at least two days a week? Speak up people! I am beginning to feel like my neighbors are judging me for the convoy of food delivery cars that come to our door each week.

Why do they have to have that big, light up sign on the roof of their car? Don’t they know I am sitting in the front window peeking through the blinds ready to meet them at the door before they ring the doorbell and alert the kid and dog that food is here? [Read more…]

Open-Faced Heirloom Tomato and Whipped Feta Breakfast Sandwiches

Open-faced Heirloom Tomato and Whipped Feta Breakfast Sandwiches | Sarcastic Cooking

I swear to the Lord, I am so done with summer. I got my fruit fill. I kind of got my heirloom tomato fill. (See last week’s post for the story behind that). I am ready for a gradual decline into the seventies, sixties, and then (Gasp) the fifties. I am ready for layers and not sweating my pregnant belly off every single time I step outside.

I will probably live to regret this statement once I am trapped indoors with ten inches of snow on the ground, a newborn, a two year old, and a dog staring at me wondering what we are going to do next. Until then, I shall rant on. [Read more…]

Chorizo and Smashed Avocado Breakfast Tostadas

Chorizo and Smashed Avocado Tostatdas with Crispy Fried Egg | Sarcastic Cooking

Do you guys believe in past lives? Reincarnation? That whole shebang? Kind of deep for a Tuesday morning, eh? Don’t worry. This isn’t some religious rant or introspective piece. I know this space is a light hearted food blog, duh!

I have given it a lot of thought, and if I get to choose what I come back as, I have decided I am coming back as a dad. Yep, throwing in in the towel as a mom and living the good dad life. Moms out there, don’t you agree? [Read more…]

Christmas Morning Casserole

Christmas Morning Casserole | Sarcastic Cooking

Every family has their Christmas morning traditions. When we were little, I was never able to sleep so I would lie awake most likely watching mass at the Vatican on PBS because we didn’t have cable and it was either that or infomercials. I would lie awake until my eyes couldn’t stay open for any longer. I am sure this probably annoyed the crap out of my parents, I mean Santa, because they had to wait until I was asleep to put out presents. [Read more…]

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