Today I am taking Andy for his nine month doctor’s appointment. NINE MONTHS! Can you friggen believe it? I can’t! I mean I had high hopes I would be able to be a parent and turn out a pretty normal even-keeled kid, but to see that it has actually happened is still astonishing to me. [Read more…]
Confession: The story I am about to tell is 100% true. I seriously cannot make this stuff up! The story I am about to tell has nothing to do with these cookies. These cookies are soft like a muffin top (which I am trying to get rid of hahah) and covered in a lemony glaze. They are awesome. You should make them before you read this tale of mine because, once it is over, you are going to be laughing your butts off and forget all about them… Well, maybe I will remind you about the cookies again at the end. [Read more…]
Guys. I think there is something wrong with me? Add it to the ever growing list, amiright?
While most normal people are all, “Ohhh it’s summer. I should go walking and work out more and eat right because of swimsuit season.” I am all “IT’S VACATION FROM EVERYTHING INCLUDING EATING HEALTHY!!!! Bring on the nachos, gelato, and adult bevvies!”
Yep. But, you know what? It is not my fault. [Read more…]
Happy 4th of July to all you ‘Mericans! And happy Friday to all the rest of the world. Both are valid reasons to celebrate. Since most of you are in the midst of enjoying a nice three day weekend or mini vacay, perhaps, I will keep this blog post short and to the point.
All you need to do this weekend is: [Read more…]
Hold the phone! When did this happen? One second I am living in Chiberia and kept indoors by a polar vortex and then the next second the trees are green and it is 85. WTF, Mother Nature?!? I could have used a little more easing into this season. Don’t you agree?
Not that I am complaining. Well, I guess I am kind of complaining…but if you know me well enough, you know I am pretty much Walter Matthau in Grumpy Old Men inside the body of a 30 year old woman, so you are probably used to it by now. [Read more…]