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#BrunchWeek Carnitas Eggs Benedict with Chipotle Crema in Avocado Halves

Carnitas Eggs Benedict with Chipotle Crema in Avocado Halves - Sarcastic Cooking

Phew. That recipe title is probably my longest to date. Sorry! As you saw from my earlier post, today starts #BrunchWeek 2016. So, a bunch of us bloggers got together and busted our brains and backs coming up with different recipes for you guys. It also happens to be just in time for Mother’s Day, the number one brunching day of the year!

Now that I am a Mom of two, I think I know what I want out of my Mother’s Day. This may be awful to say, but I speak the truth so I am just gunna lay it out there. I kind of just want a day out without my kids. Is that bad? [Read more…]

Super Cheesy Cauliflower Pizza Crust

SUPER Cheesy Cauliflower Pizza Crust - Sarcastic Cooking

Yesterday we kicked things off right with a basic thin crust and a Margherita pizza. Today, we are going all crazy up in here (up in here!) with this super cheesy cauliflower crust. I originally dabbled in the art of cauliflower crust for a kid friendly post a long, long time ago. Ha, how little I knew about what my future kid would really eat. He used to be a good eater. I don’t know where I went wrong. I think that maybe once you introduce kids to mac and cheese, something in them genetically changes and they only want mac and cheese or tater tots or McDonald’s cheeseburgers.

Hmm…or maybe if cauliflower didn’t smell so God awful when cooked, kids could be more easily fooled into eating things that are good for them. Whoa, holy tangent. Sorry.

Alright, where were we? Cauliflower crust. [Read more…]

Crispy Pork Tacos

Crispy Pork Tacos | Sarcastic Cooking

First off, I want to thank all the fellow picky eater parents that reached out to me on Facebook with their best advice. I greatly appreciate your wise words and am already trying out a few techniques. I will get this kid to eat vegetables by the end of the year… Maybe.

On to my next kitchen battle that I need your help with: the slow cooker. I am normally all about the slow cooker this time of year. It is the best friend to the woman/man on the go who still wants to cook a homemade meal. The last time I used my slow cooker was during last month’s brief cold snap. I made my slow cooker minestrone soup. It was delicious if I do say so myself. [Read more…]

Summer Wedge Salad with Charred Corn and Blue Cheese-Avocado Dressing

Summer Wedge Salad with Charred Corn and Blue-Cheese Avocado Dressing | Sarcastic Cooking

Summer is all about adventures. My five year old niece told me a few weeks ago, “It’s summer, Aunt Stefanie. You should come over any day because, like, every day we are going on so many adventures.” This mentality works out perfectly in our house because I have two antsy pants’ who cannot sit still. I am clearly talking about Mike and Andy. Weezer is my soul mate because we could sit on the couch all day…clearly it is not him!

Every morning Mike asks me, “So what are we doing today?” And every morning I roll my eyes and try to rack my brain for something to do. [Read more…]

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