Grilled Avocado and Tomatillo Salsa Two Ways

Grilled Avocado and Tomatillo Salsa Two Ways -  Sarcastic Cooking

I’m sorry if this post is a bit short or rushed. As I am writing, I am being hustled out of my own home by my Editor-In-Chief, my husband Mike. He is having a bunch of smelly boys invade our house for the weekend for a bachelor party.

Crockpot Salsa Verde Chicken Tacos

Crockpot Salsa Verde Chicken Tacos - Sarcastic Cooking

It is around this time every year for the past five years, when the holiday rush is over, in which I have to bite the bullet (and subsequent hit to my wallet) and take Weezer in for his yearly Vet visit. It is also around this time of year when the little creature known as [...]

Quinoa Burrito Bowls

Quinoa Burrito Bowls - Sarcastic Cooking

The blogiversary giveaway is over, womp womp (BTW Congrats to Lisa for winning). Back to reality. So, where do we go from here? You may think you know a lot about me after one year of my rambles, but we have only scratched the surface of my crazy stories and neuroses. Five Random Things You Didn’t [...]

Thai Mango Salsa

Thai Mango Salsa

Real life confession: I have never broken up with anybody ever. Don’t get me wrong; it’s not that I didn’t want that vindicating moment with some of these “winners.” It’s just that they always got to me first! One gentleman suitor took me to a bar for a date. We were both under 21, so [...]

Roasted Red Salsa

Roasted Red Salsa and Chips

Myth: Restaurant-style salsa is hard to make. Fact: It is easier to make than you think. Fact: Homemade salsa is tastier and healthier than the store-bought jarred stuff. Fact: People really like to say sal-saaahhhh! Spicy things fly out of the fridge and cabinets in split seconds in my house. So when I make salsa, [...]