What’s for dinner? Mini Meatball Sub Bake

What's for dinner? Mini Meatball Sub Bake | Sarcastic Cooking

Are you sick of getting asked, “What’s for dinner?” Are you sick of asking yourself that question? Did you maybe not realize that, once you became a mom, your life would revolve around food? Well, if you answered yes to any of those questions, then do I have something for you! The automatic-chef-in-a-box-2000!

No. Not really it is just me and my big brain trying to help you answer that question. [Read more…]

Fig Butter and Honeyed Whipped Goat Cheese Crostini

Fig Butter and Honeyed Whipped Goat Cheese Crostini | Sarcastic Cooking

You guys! My best friend is getting married tomorrow! Also, this will hopefully be the last bridesmaid dress I have to wear for… ever! It is a momentous day. My best friend’s wedding will be downtown Chicago tomorrow afternoon. I promise not to blow up Instagram with wedding pics. Well, maybe some of my makeup. This is my first time getting it professionally done.

I trust my BFF’s taste though. She is my classay friend. Sigh, I just can’t believe it. My best friend’s wedding!!! Aaaahhhh! Not in the Dermott Mulroney way. But oh man did I love that movie. Julia Roberts in her prime. I still have a crush on Dermott in that movie. [Read more…]

Garlic and Thyme Whole Wheat Flatbread

Garlic and Thyme Whole Wheat Flatbread | Sarcastic Cooking

My current sitch at 8:00p.m. Monday night: Listening to the lullabye version of Phil Collins’ You’ll Be In My Heart through the walls as Mike tries to put Andy to bed. Weezer is next to me. In one hand, I am holding his binky full of peanut butter for him, because he is a brat and refuses to hold it with his paws, and trying to type with my other hand at the same time. My wine is on the coffee table which just seems way too far to reach for because if I move out from under this heated blanket, I might freeze. Baseball is still on the TV because Mike didn’t turn it off and like I said, I don’t want to move out of fear of freezing. [Read more…]

Homemade Pumpernickel Bread


So, it is time once again for me to most likely overshare one of my many neuroses with you all. Today, I want to tell you how I talk to my animals. More specifically, how I never really call them by their actual names.

Before I go into this, I want to say one little thing. I am not really posting a Thanksgiving related recipe this week. I figure you guys already have your menu planned out. I could be wrong though. In case you are still struggling for one last dish, check out my new favorite board on Pinterest full of side dish ideas.

Ok, back to my weirdness. [Read more…]

Homemade Rye Bread

I friggen love rye bread. I grew up on rye bread. It is a carb that is very near and dear to my heart. When I was little, I remember going to my Dziadzia’s (pronounced jah-jah, Polish for grandpa) house and eating giant soft slices of rye bread that he would have sitting out on a paper towel along with some kielbasa (pronounced keel-basa, aka a type of Polish sausage) on his kitchen table for a snack.

I’m Polish. That’s our definition of a snack. [Read more…]

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