Fig Butter and Honeyed Whipped Goat Cheese Crostini

Fig Butter and Honeyed Whipped Goat Cheese Crostini | Sarcastic Cooking

You guys! My best friend is getting married tomorrow! Also, this will hopefully be the last bridesmaid dress I have to wear for… ever! It is a momentous day. My best friend’s wedding will be downtown Chicago tomorrow afternoon. I promise not to blow up Instagram with wedding pics. Well, maybe some of my makeup. […]

Garlic and Thyme Whole Wheat Flatbread

Garlic and Thyme Whole Wheat Flatbread | Sarcastic Cooking

My current sitch at 8:00p.m. Monday night: Listening to the lullabye version of Phil Collins’ You’ll Be In My Heart through the walls as Mike tries to put Andy to bed. Weezer is next to me. In one hand, I am holding his binky full of peanut butter for him, because he is a brat […]

Homemade Pumpernickel Bread


So, it is time once again for me to most likely overshare one of my many neuroses with you all. Today, I want to tell you how I talk to my animals. More specifically, how I never really call them by their actual names. Before I go into this, I want to say one little […]

Homemade Rye Bread

Homemade Rye Bread - Sarcastic Cooking

I friggen love rye bread. I grew up on rye bread. It is a carb that is very near and dear to my heart. When I was little, I remember going to my Dziadzia’s (pronounced jah-jah, Polish for grandpa) house and eating giant soft slices of rye bread that he would have sitting out on […]

Basic White Bread

Basic White Bread - Sarcastic Cooking

Remember lunches back when you were in grade school? I was lucky that my Mom made me and my brothers’ lunch every single day. I was always happy to open my lunch and see a different kind of sandwich. Some days it was my Mom’s version of a Subway veggie sub. Other days, it was […]

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