Grilled Balsamic and Lemon Chicken Quinoa Bowls

Grilled Balsamic Lemon Chicken Quinoa Bowls | Sarcastic Cooking

Guys. I think there is something wrong with me? Add it to the ever growing list, amiright?

While most normal people are all, “Ohhh it’s summer. I should go walking and work out more and eat right because of swimsuit season.” I am all “IT’S VACATION FROM EVERYTHING INCLUDING EATING HEALTHY!!!! Bring on the nachos, gelato, and adult bevvies!”

Yep. But, you know what? It is not my fault. [Read more…]

Baked Lemon Pepper Chicken

Baked Lemon Pepper Chicken | Sarcastic Cooking

Dear Andy,

Let me start off by saying that I love you. That is the most important thing to remember as you read the rest of this testimonial. I am sorry that only a few moments ago, I shoved you off to your Dad and grunted, “You take him!”

You are driving me to take solace in Jumble Nut cookies from Whole Foods and boxed red wine. I have to buy boxed wine now because the cookies from Whole Foods are so dang expensive! I would much rather spend money on you than cookies! Oh crap, a crumb of cookie just fell down my nursing bra as I tried to furiously type and stress-eat at the same time. Well, that will be a treat for you for later. [Read more…]

California Vegetable Sandwich

California Veggie Sandwich | Sarcastic Cooking

I feel bad even calling this a recipe. It is more of an artistic representation of sandwich ingredients. You know, because they call Subway workers “Sandwich Artists.” If Subway workers can be artists, why can’t I?

In high school, back in the dark ages of my existence, aka the vegetarian years, my Mom would make me a vegetable sandwich every single day that rivaled the likes of any sandwich artists’ creation. [Read more…]

A Cedar Spoon – Thai Turkey Lettuce Wraps

Hey my lovely readers! I have a treat for you! Every Friday for the months of December and January, I will be featuring guest posts from some of my amazing food blog friends. You really didn’t think I would leave you hangry and lonely with no new recipes while I am busy preparing for baby and then figuring this whole motherhood thing out, did you?

Kicking things off for the month of December is my friend Julia from A Cedar Spoon. She is actually expecting a baby boy too! This will be her second little guy! She knows a lot about juggling baby and blog and has been a great sounding board through this pregnancy of mine.

Her blog is filled with quick, easy, and healthy weeknight meals and treats. If you haven’t checked her site out yet, I highly recommend it! [Read more…]

Baked Bruschetta Chicken

I know that summer is over and that tomatoes aren’t at their best right now, but I eat tomatoes year-round and am none the wiser of the differences. I seriously eat something with tomatoes almost every single day. [Read more…]

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