Meatless Monday: Kale and Spinach Chopped Salad with Avocado and Burrata

Chopped Kale and Spinach Salad with Avocado and Burrata | Sarcastic Cooking

The big 3-1. Yep, no longer can I say, “I am 30.” Now I am in my thirties. I am not telling you this to ask for birthday wishes or because I am depressed about this age, just sharing the facts. Now, that I’m in the thirties, I feel like a lot of things that I want for myself are starting to nag at me. Little timers are starting to tick an annoying countdown in my head. Like I need more things going on up there! [Read more…]

Meatless Monday: Garlic-Lemon Creamed Kale

Lemon Garlic Creamed Kale | Sarcastic Cooking

Dear Past Stefanie,

Remember when you were spooning that soupy rice cereal into little baby Andy’s chubby cheeks? Remember when you loathed that cereal as you basically gave your child a wet wipe bath to clean all the mess off of him? Remember when you said to yourself, “I can’t wait until I can feed Andy real food!”

Yeah….

You should have cherished the days of purees and soupy cereal.

Love,

Your wiser and older future self

PS Don’t even get me started about how you wanted Andy to walk.

Well folks, there it is. My real life confession. Feeding a baby, scratch that, toddler, is hard! You have this idea that they will just like everything you eat and when you make a nice dinner and it all ends up on the floor amidst tears from you and your kid, those dreams are certainly shattered.

As a home cook and food blogger, I pride myself on my culinary creations. It is bad enough I have to cook for mister-I-would-be-happy-eating-mac-and-cheese-with-cut-up-hot-dogs-in-it-for-the-rest-of-my-life; I now have to cook for his mini me.

Fear not, all you health nuts. I am not giving up just yet. I keep offering him healthy foods in different ways and slowly he is coming around. I like a challenge. This kid will be like me! This kid will like salads! One day. I have crumbled and offered to cover vegetables in cheese to make them more appealing, even though, of course, that was one thing I swore I would never do before having kids.

Shocker! Everybody likes things covered in cheese! I even get Mike to dive into this creamy side dish! So, yeah, Andy can have a hot dog and some sweet potato fries for dinner, but you better believe he is getting a big scoop of this kaley goodness too!

 

Garlic-Lemon Creamed Kale

Kale cooked in lemon juice and olive oil, seasoned with a dash of nutmeg, and then baked with melty cream cheese and parmesan cheese until golden! The perfect healthy and indulgent side dish!

Yields: Serves 2-4 People

  • 1 Tablespoon Olive Oil
  • ½ Cup Diced Yellow Onion
  • 2 Cloves Garlic, grated
  • 16 Ounces Chopped Tuscan Kale
  • Zest from ½ Lemon
  • Juice from ½ Lemon
  • Big Pinch of Salt
  • ¼ Teaspoon Black Pepper
  • Small Pinch of Crushed Red Pepper Flakes (optional)
  • 1/8 Teaspoon Grated Nutmeg
  • 8 Ounces Cream Cheese, cut into cubes
  • ½ Cup Plus 2 Tablespoons Grated Parmesan Cheese
  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
  2. Add olive oil to a medium/large skillet. Heat for thirty seconds over medium/low heat. Add onion to the pan and saute for four minutes, until translucent. Add garlic and mix to combine, saute one more minute.
  3. Turn heat to low, add in the kale. Cover with a lid and cook for about five minutes. Remove lid and stir kale to combine with onion and garlic. Add in ½ the lemon zest and the lemon juice. Season with salt, pepper, nutmeg, and crushed red pepper flakes if you are using them. Stir to combine and cover with lid. Cook for another ten minutes, until all the kale is wilted.
  4. Remove lid, add in the cream cheese. Wait a few minutes for the cream cheese to start to melt. As the cream cheese melts, mix to evenly coat all of the kale.
  5. Once all the cream cheese has melted, mix in ½ cup of grated parmesan. Turn off the heat. Transfer kale to a small baking dish (6 inch round or a 3 cup rectangular Pyrex dish). Top with remaining parmesan and lemon zest. Drizzle lightly with olive oil. Bake for 10-15 minutes until golden.
  6. Let the dish cool for about seven minutes before serving.
  • Preparation time: 10 minutes
  • Cook time: 30 minutes
  • Total time: 40 minutes

Recipe adapted from Shutterbean’s Best Creamed Spinach recipe. (Trust me it is the best!)

Meatless Monday: Slow Cooker Butternut Squash, Kale, and Quinoa Chili

Slow Cooker Butternut Squash, Kale, and Quinoa Chili | Sarcastic Cooking

Remember last week when I warned you that this was the month of soup and chili? I was not lying! This week holds both a chili and a soup recipe. Also, SPOILER ALERT, next week is looking to be kind of the same. You’ll thank me when that cold weather hits and all you have to do is pull a frozen Tupperware brick out of your freezer and plop it into a pot. [Read more…]

Meatless Monday: Skinny Jalapeno Poppers

Skinny Jalapeno Poppers | Sarcastic Cooking

Confession: I just mistyped the word popper like three times. I think I have been seeing too many dirty diapers and poop is just on my brain. Sorry. Mom life!

Don’t worry; that is the last mention of poop in this post.

Let’s talk peppers. Mike and I handle heat differently. I can handle a habanero pepper but sometimes jalapenos with the seeds still in them kick my butt. Mike cannot at all tolerate a habanero pepper but loves jalapenos. The seedier the better. I do not get it. [Read more…]

Avocado, Kale, and Spinach Salad

Avocado, Kale, and Spinach Salad | Sarcastic Cooking

Today I am guest posting over on my friend Julia’s blog while she is enjoying time with her new baby. She and her family just got back from Florida! Ugh! Lucky! Hopefully they brought some warm weather back with them.

I made a bright and healthy (well except for the parm) salad, because I am so not a juice person. You can all have your green juices, but I will always prefer my fork and knife digging into a good crunchy salad as opposed to a straw! [Read more…]

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