Chicken and Mushroom Meatball Subs

November 18, 2014

Chicken and Mushroom Meatball Subs | Sarcastic Cooking

I am on a tight grocery budget. I normally do grocery shopping for two weeks at a time, aka the Friday of payday. I feel like a lot of people are on this kind of a grocery shopping schedule. I, of course, make random Target or Jewel runs if we are in desperate need of a staple during what I like to call “lean week.”

Lean week is a sad week in our house. I feel like Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids: “Help me, I’m poor.” Most of the fresh produce has dwindled and I have to make dinner from random things and condiments that otherwise may not fit together.

To deal with the amount of energy that goes into coming up with dinner from random objects, I have to transform myself and my mindset into that of MacGyver.

Chicken and Mushroom Meatballs

First assess the ingredients on hand:

One baguette.

Two boneless, skinless chicken breasts.

½ pint of mushrooms. (the other half was going bad, oops).

½ Jar of marinara sauce.

Ding, ding, ding!!!!! Meatball subs!!!

Chicken and Mushroom Meatball Subs @sarcasticcook

I made this recipe while holding Andy in one arm and whirring things together in my food processor with my free hand. It just so happens that around dinner time Andy gets very fussy and wants to be held, which is not very conducive to dinner making.

Since I am MacGyver, however, that is not a problem for me. I put all the ingredients in the food processor, put Andy down on the ground to cry and moan (he will be fine), roll out some meatballs, pop them in the oven, pick up Andy, and then wait.

See! That easy. All you have to do is deal with a crying kid for maybe 10 minutes and you too can make it through lean week with a meal that seems like expensive take out on a payday!


Chicken and Mushroom Meatball Subs

An easy and flavorful meatball recipe that can be whipped together in the food processor and then on your table in 30 minutes!
Prep Time 10 minutes
Cook Time 30 minutes
Total Time 40 minutes
Servings 4 Small Subs, 8-10 Meatballs


  • 2 Large Boneless Skinless Chicken Breasts, cut into chunks
  • ½ Pint Sliced Cremini Mushrooms
  • 2 Cloves Garlic diced
  • 1 Tablespoon Olive Oil
  • ½ Cup Panko Breadcrumbs
  • ½ Teaspoon Salt
  • ¼ Teaspoon Black Pepper
  • ½ Teaspoon Dried Basil
  • ½ Teaspoon Dried Oregano
  • Pinch of Crushed Red Pepper Flakes
  • French Baguette
  • 1-2 Cups Marinara Sauce
  • Shredded Mozzarella Cheese for topping


  1. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F.
  2. Add the chicken chunks to a food processor. Pulse several times until the chicken is finely ground. Scrape down the sides, add in the mushrooms, and garlic. Pulse a few more times until combined and all ingredients are finely ground.
  3. Scrape down the sides, add in the olive oil, breadcrumbs, salt, pepper, basil, oregano, red pepper flakes. Pulse once or twice just to combine. Drizzle a small amount of olive oil on a small baking sheet. Remove the lid and take out large pinches of the meatball mixture, roll into a ball, and then place on baking sheet.
  4. Bake meatballs for 10 minutes, remove and then flip meatball, return to the oven, and bake for 10-15 minutes until the internal temperature is 165 degrees F.
  5. While the meatballs bake, cut the bread into four pieces, and heat the marinara in a small saucepan over low heat.
  6. When meatballs are cooked through and golden brown on both sides, add two or three meatballs to each piece of bread, top with warm marinara and cheese, and then serve.

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  • Jennie @themessybakerblog
    November 23, 2014 at 6:51 pm

    You’re not alone. Just last week, I threw a bunch of crap in a pot and added pasta. If you add a ton of cheese, it’s bound to be good. These subs look awesome.

  • Francesca
    November 19, 2014 at 10:14 am

    Stress light bulbs- they are the best. Look at all that fancy with low resources! Well done, lady.